Monday, September 20, 2010

Worse than Crack

Hello, my name is Lisa and I am a Diet Pepsi-aholic.

This stuff is poison and it's terrible and it triggers me to eat bad things, and yet I cannot seem to quit drinking it. It is crazy!

I've sworn off a million times. After I’ve quit for a while, and I think it’s safe to have just one, it doesn’t even taste good. But the second one tastes a lot better. It’s not the caffeine I crave, it’s the carbonation.

I bought two of these gi-normous bottles today. As soon as they are gone, that’s it - I'm done. I have got to lose some weight, and I’ve never been able to lose it and continue to drink this stuff at the same time. By Wednesday I will be Pepsi-free. You heard it here first...